breezybiologist:

i know. we are very interesting people, it would only make sense.

NO.

(Source: iracundia)

egblueberry:

no, too bad for you.

this was a once in a life time opportunity.

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SINGLE SHIT?

TWO EGBERTS JOINED THE PARTY AT THE SAME TIME. INTERESTING.

egblueberry:

i don’t have time.

this is a dire matter of the possibility of someone following me, ok. if they follow me i’m supposed to be mean and how can i do that if i don’t know how.

TOO BAD FOR YOU.

egblueberry:

iracundia replied to your post: someone teach me how to be mean.

I COULD DO THAT.

i need instructing in the fine art of being an ass.

the payment is nothing except for me being a sarcastic shit the whole time and maybe a doodle because that’s all i’m capable of right now.

I SEE.

I WOULD POSSIBLY BE WILLING YOU TEACH YOU IN THE ART OF BEING AN ASSHOLE. POSSIBLY.

YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE BE A LITTLE MORE PERSUASIVE TO GET ME TO WANT TO HELP YOU.

tyrezi:

H3LLO, K4RK4T.  >8]
1 4M T3R3Z1, BUT M4YB3— YOU KN3W TH4T!  WHO KNOWS, T1M3L1N3S 4R3— STR4NG3——!!

1TS SO 34RLY, TH3— SUN 1S UP, 4ND 1 4M 4 R3B3L 1NS1D3— TH3— S4F3— D4RKN3SS OF MY MO1R41LS H1V3— CH3CK 1T.

SUP??

YES, I KNEW THAT YOU WERE TEREZI.

IT WAS INDEED EARLY WHEN YOU REPLIED TO ME, BUT NOW THE SUN IS STARTING TO GO DOWN SO IT IS NO LONGER SO SUNNY OUT.

NOT MUCH IS UP, JUST SITTING AROUND IN MY HIVE- WELL APARTMENT BECAUSE I LIVE ON EARTH NOW- AND DOING FUCK-ALL. WHAT’S UP WITH YOU?

(Source: iracundia)

arseniclaced:

:33 < shhhh shhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its okay dont say anything

…

(Source: iracundia)

ANOTHER FOLLOWER, HEY THERE.

arseniclaced:

:33 < you really arent alone karkitty so dont be sad

I’M NOT SAD.

(Source: iracundia)

oliveclaws:

:33 < really well ok i will be right over s33 you whenever

ALRIGHT.

(Source: iracundia)